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网民，《时代》年度人物就是“你”！
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日期：2008-04-26 08:56:42
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| 恭喜！你已战胜美国总统布什、伊朗总统内贾德等世界政要，成为了美国《时代》周刊2006年度人物。《时代》周刊2006年年度人物是我们中的每一个网民。对此，《时代》周刊解释说，正是千千万万个博客网站、视频共享网站和交友网站，才使网络信息爆炸性增长，推动传媒进入 |
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The Reason of Being Late
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日期：2008-03-30 17:54:45
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| 迟到的原因 老师：约翰尼，为什么你每天早晨都迟到？ 约翰尼：每当我经过学校附近的拐角处，就见路牌上写着学校－缓行。 Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning? Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, 'School -- Go Slow |
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Irish Family Custom
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日期：2008-03-30 17:54:07
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| An Irishman walked into a bar in Dublin. He ordered three pints of Guinness(英国产强性黑啤酒之一种, 其商标名), sat in the back of the room, and drank a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished them, he came back to the bar and ordered three more |
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趣味短文：狗也知道这个谚语吗？
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日期：2008-03-30 17:53:33
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| Does the dog know the proverb, too? The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. Its all right, said a gentleman, dont be afraid. Dont you know the proverb: Barking dogs dont bite? Ah, yes, answered the little boy. I know the proverb, but |
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I Got an A in Maths
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日期：2008-03-30 17:52:49
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| I Got an A in Maths Thomas is showing his report card to his father, who looks delighted. Father calls to his wife, Hey, Marion, come and look at this report -- I got an A in Maths. 我数学得了A 托马斯把自己的成绩单拿给爸爸看，爸爸高兴的叫妻子：嗨，玛 |
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我数学得了A
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日期：2008-03-30 17:52:05
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| I Got an A in Maths Thomas is showing his report card to his father, who looks delighted. Father calls to his wife, Hey, Marion, come and look at this report -- I got an A in Maths. 我数学得了A 托马斯把自己的成绩单拿给爸爸看，爸爸高兴的叫妻子：嗨，玛 |
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朱莉叶的睡前祷告词
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日期：2008-03-30 17:51:25
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| Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. Please God, she said, Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy. Her mother interrupted and said, Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy? And Julie |
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耶稣的电视机
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日期：2008-03-30 17:50:41
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| Jesuss Telly A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The manager, the shepherds, Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired. But whats t |
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An Advertisement for Moder...
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日期：2008-03-30 17:49:57
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| Tom saw an advertisement in a newspaper for a beautiful modern bicycle which cost ￡50, so he went to the shop to have a look. After examining the bicycle carefully, Tom turned to the shopkeeper and said, There isnt a lamp on this bicycle, but there |
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Bill is a good student and....
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日期：2008-03-30 17:49:13
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| Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily. One day on his way to school Bill passed a fruit store. There was a sign in the window which said, Apple-Six |
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A man will pay $2 fora$1it...
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日期：2008-03-30 17:48:25
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| A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesnt need. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. To be happy with a man, you must u |
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That man knows the future
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日期：2008-03-30 17:47:31
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| Nasreddin was cutting a branch of a tree in his garden. While he was sawing, another man passed in the street. He stopped and said, Excuse me, but if you continue to saw that branch like that, you will fall down with it. He said this because Nasreddi |
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When you take a long time......
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日期：2008-03-30 17:46:43
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| When you take a long time, youre slow. When your boss takes a long time, hes thorough. When you dont do it, youre lazy. When your boss doesnt do it, hes too busy. When you make a mistake, youre an idiot(蠢货). When your boss makes a mistake, hes only |
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why do you never phone me?
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日期：2008-03-30 17:45:27
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| Mrs Harris lives in a small village. Her husband is dead, but she has one son. He is twenty-one and his name is Geoff. He worked in the shop in the village and lived with his mother, but then he got work in a town and went ant lived there. Its name w |
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双语美文---青春
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日期：2007-12-30 20:41:22
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| YOUTH ---by Samuel Ullman Youth is not a time of life; it is a state of mind; it is not a matter of rosy cheeks, red lips and supple knees; it is a matter of the will, a quality of the imagination, a vigor of the emotions; it is the freshness of the |
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